Why?

Why?..


1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If the word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "Slow Down" and "Slow Up" mean the same thing?
7.  Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there/
10.Why are the called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11.Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12.Why are 'a wise man' and "a wise guy' opposites?
13.Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
14. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
15.Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?